Dennis: Damn it, damn it, damn it! We just can't breathe. 6 Song: Trapped In The Closet This music video was done too attract the attention of the consumers. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Moore 911. Cole: Uh, yeah, it is. The dramatics and the cliff-hanger leaves the audience at the edge of their seat wanting to know more The song is a ongoing narrative, with the lyrics playing the role of the narrator, Sylvester's thoughts and the voice of all three characters. Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. (Dareth gathers the remaining ninja in his studio.) Simple. I. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile. We're trapped in the closet. We can't get out. Dee, yore escalating sh1t. Friendly faces everywhere. Our opera, En Schrank Gefangen, or Trapped in the Closet, was composed by Matt Aucoin, music direction and keyboards by William Hobbs. ♪♪ sisters and brothers every race and creed ♪♪ ♪♪ every personality ♪♪ Â ª ♪♪ with tolerance and love â ª ♪♪ we're all free to be whee! Fish #3: Let's open the storage closet! Trapped in the Closet (2005) I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. It's not. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE) the closet? The Radio Drama Episode. Live Show Video. Fish #2: Don't worry little guy we'll get you out of this closet in no time. After we go up there to save Jay, we take care of business. Okay, well, plan one is for you to lower your goddamn voice. Dareth: And when you fly your fancy Elemental Dragons up there, just how long do you think the … I'll be trapped in here in time. Dareth: I wish I could tell you the mission is gonna be simple. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: No. I say we bum-rush her and choke her out with her own belt. Humble folks without temptation. ... Carin Gilfry explains how she once accidentally locked herself in a hotel closet, and because today’s show is being broadcast from an opera house stage, Ira is able to take the story to a place he never usually can. ♪♪ Wooldoor, narrating: it's always been my dream to entertain children. This is such a stupid goddamn situation. Sweet Dee: We got to get out of here, Dennis. And you know, Pride month, it was born out of protest and celebration. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: A tornado just hit us. (18 minutes) In case no one told you, we got what we need to stop Nadakhan on the island. People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" We need a plan. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: OK. Are you injured? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 31: Episode 6 05f: Eva Longoria / Korn Trapped in the Closet Two R. Kelly as “Sylvester”…..Finesse Mitchell Gwendolyn…..Eva Longoria Gurgon…..Kenan Thompson [open on Chicago skyline with title: “R. (Gary is about to see the part where the two fish … Transcript; Adrianne Mathiowetz. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes. It was a time when we had to take to the streets and to fight for our rights, when our opponents wanted to keep us in the closet. There's stuff piled on top of us. A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. (The episode begins at SpongeBob's pineapple house where Gary is watching some television about how the fishes get trapped in a closet) Fish #1: I can't get out of the closet in time. And when we got out there, the 16-year-old told us he had let the 5-year-old out of the closet and the dad had been abusing him and, you know, keeping him locked in a closet. This is as low as I go, okay? We've got to get out of here. South Park (1997–…): Season 9, Episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet - full transcript. 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